Jamie Taylor
Lengs signature will be mine all mine01 Feb 2010 7:36PMSooo,
 
Today I decided to do some strength training early and train some sub grappling on the night ( gonna try to do drill some new techniques I have picked up and do loads of 5 min flow rolling rounds and rotate with everyone who's doing padwork ) I can't actually walk that well due to ripping a big chunk out of my heel on the corner of a ring while sparring on saturday morning ( hurts like fuck and it's a nightmare getting my shoes on / off ) so I think I'll sit the padwork out tonight. I'd also like to add that I had an excellent sparring session on saturday apart from when a 6ft 7 lad named Dan boxed my fucking head off and left me with a 2 day headache and a bruised conk. I was like a shit wanderlei silva swinging wild overhands trying to reach the fucking giraffes head. Note to self - Move your head more and hit the streak of piss with some viscious left hooks to the body next time ( I sincerely hope Dan isn't reading this ) if he is I'd better start getting the migralieves in now for this weeks sessions lol.
 
Anyway I managed some pretty decent numbers today ( decent compared to Lengs but probably pretty shitty to your average person ).
 
Deadlifts 140 1 x 3- Probably could have gone a little heavier but my back twinged a little on the way down on the final rep so decided to leave it there ( I dont want to give Rich the satisfaction of saying ' I told you so ' :) ).
 
Clean and press - 34k 4 x 3 - Was actually pretty comfortable but the next dumbell up is 38 which is probably a little too heavy for me at the mo. Happy with that though.
 
Weighted chins - 22k 4 x 3 - Struggled a little on the last rep of last set. Confident I could do 3 reps with 25 as didn't reach failure until last set. We'll see soon I guess
 
Dumbell press - 42's 2 x 3, 2 x 2 For some reason I struggled with the 42's today which is very odd as I pissed them last time ? Hmmm...anyway that's Lengs weakest lift so I'm not too worried.
 
I decided to text Leng and boast about my new numbers to which he replied ' Your childish psychological mind games wont work on me old man ' or words to that effect. He is fucking shitting it now as we agreed on letting the winner choose the losers sig on cagewarriors which should be fun for a while !
 
Anyway I'm off to train and will update again soon. Will be taking some training pics as well to put up on here, spice it up a little bit. Adios !
 
Jamie x
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Blog 227 Jan 2010 11:29AMWell seeing as my arch nemesis Leng has done a new blog slagging me off I thought I should counter with my own ! I guess I'll start with the impending strength challenge we have going on. I can't wait, it should be fun. I won't stoop to Mike's level and start name calling though as I'm too mature for that but I will say....Ah fuck it. You're going to get smashed you fat, gay, spiky haired twat. It's going to be hard squeezing all the strength training into my already busy schedule buuut I am having some time off work this month due to unused holidays though which is an absolute godsend and will ensure my victory.
 
Todays blog will be focused on well....Today, I've had a very busy day. Mother in law was had little Theo so I had had a full day to myself. I went to the local roidhead gym for my first strength session ( for mine and Lengs upcoming battle ). Went Okay-ish but dont think I had enough food in me, I got my numbers ( which I'm not revealing to Leng although I did wind him up the other day pretending I'd already done the workout ) but almost killed myself with a misjudged dumbell press. The weights were in lbs but had no markings on them except a few that were done in chalk LOL. Managed to find the right ones in the end much to the delight of the massive fucker who I asked to spot me about 8 times and kept saying nope too heavy....nope too light..sorry mate....( Pretty sure he wanted to spark me clean out but he did remain calm ).
 
I then went food shopping and was wounded when I discovered morrisons had no spicy tomato mackarel left AGAIN. Fucking wankers buy about 50 boxes of normal and about 2 of the much more tasty and popular spicy variety, If I dont get there on delivery day some other twat has always bought them. Pisses me off royally. I then visited my girl in hospital and was over the moon when I discovered they had actually fucking fed her for once without having to be pestered every 5 mins and was now taking a 2,000 calorie bag ! She looked and felt great too which made my day.....and then I did something I haven't done in a LONG time. I played basketball with a few friends and I FUCKING loved it ! I was b-ballin' shot callin' str8 up breaking ankles, leaving fire trails and raining 3's from everywhere and dunkin allover fools.....kind of. I missed about 90% of my shots, found out I cant reach the rim anymore ( barely even reach the fucking net ) and spent half of the time trying to put the ball behind my back / through my legs in a last ditch attempt to look cool and maybe get some ooooooh's from the spectating lads. Which resulted in me getting it stripped almost everytime making me look a right bell end in the process. Great cardio session though, my fucking achilles tendons are in bits now and I have a thai session at 10 in the morning. That bloke off Hostel will have fuck all on me after tomorrow I'll tell ya that for nowt !
 
Anyway if I'm still walking after the thai session ( which I have asked for it to be 6 x 3's on the pads followed by JUST technique work ) Cant be done with all that 100 jabs, 100 crosses, 100 jab crosses shite. Want to stay relatively fresh as I'm hoping to have some good rolls with all the lads on the night at jiu-jitsu. That is after some drilling, drilling and more drilling of some basic shit. I think I'm guilty of doing too many different techniques in 1 session to try and please the lads who have been there longer. I watched a vid of Lloyd Irvin stressing the importance of drilling and although I know how important it is I still tend to neglect that side of it. Sometimes I need someone to constantly remind me for some reason. Hopefully from now on that will stop and they'll be drilling everything til they have nightmares about it.
 
Anyway that will do for now, it's getting late and I have some episodes of 'V' to watch. Before I go I think I'll leave a little tidbit for Mr. Leng. I managed 3 wide grip chins with 20k today, put that in your pipe and smoke it fatty. Gimme 6 weeks and I'll be doing the 30k no danger, now take ya piddly 6k and fuck off hahaha.
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Introduction pt117 Jan 2010 1:21AMHi guys,
 
I guess I should start with a brief introduction. My name is Jamie Taylor, I'm 30 and work full time as a health club duty manager. I recently became a proud father. The shitty nappies and sleepless nights have been well worth it ! Theo is now 10 month old and already punching me in the face and laughing at every opportunity so that's a good sign. Definately going straight on the pads when he turns 1 ;-)
 
Anyway I love MMA and try to train as much as poss in my spare time. A big mistake I made was being rushed into fighting pro early on in my career so I'm stuck with it now ! I am in the same boat as a lot of other fighters out there, an amateur level fighter with a full time job but having to fight pro rules fights. Believe me when I say if I could go back and have LOTS of amateur / semi pro fights I would, but I won't go into that as we have all heard it a 1,000 times. The sport is by far my biggest passion but really haven't had the time recently to train as much as I'd like to due to family issues. Obviously competing in mma has become a thing of the past ( Hopefully this will all change soon ). I am also an injury magnet, you name a joint...mine is probably fucked. I blame years of sloppy weight training like a bell end as well as lots of shady plyos trying to improve my explosiveness / vertical leap when I was young and into basketball.
 
Although I realise I pretty much suck balls at every aspect of MMA. Have done a fair bit of boxing training, same with thai and bits of wrestling in the past ( always get injured wrestling though ). I guess my strongest aspect is my jiu-jitsu and I try to focus more on this when coaching. I help run a beginners mma class twice a week along with my friend and fellow pro fighter Nathan Boyce. ( Now I know you're probably thinking...oh great, blind leading the blind ) ! And you're probably right to an extent. I am not and never will be the next Greg Jackson. I try to teach my guys the solid basics of each discipline where possible and encourage them to go elsewhere for their wrestling etc where needed.
 
The lads I train understand I don't excel in any area but what I do know I try to teach the guys to the best of my ability to try get them all as close to my level which is all they ask for really. If they felt they were at the point where they weren't learning anymore I'd be more than happy for them to move on to somewhere they will continue learning. There really aren't many mma gyms ( if any ) up here in Middlesbrough so I guess doing the class isn't a bad thing. The guys who come seem to appreciate the class, tell me that they love it and a few have picked it up quickly and won grappling matches as well as amateur / semi pro fights at local comps so I guess there's no harm done. It also helps my game constantly drilling basics positions, escapes etc having sparring partners available and tightening everything up. Plus it's nice to have a bit of craic with fellow mma enthusiasts without having to get pissed up and go into town wearing affliction shirts ( Danny John look away now if you're reading this ).
 
I have done training journals before way back when I was trying to bodybuild and I thought it was a great motivational tool so I thought I'd do a blog regarding my MMA training / diet etc...At the moment I am REALLY struggling to get any training done due to work and the fact that my girlfriend is in hospital battling cancer. So I guess it was a pretty dumb move telling my thai coach I wanted to fight on his show in March ( I had been out for 8 hours getting wankered and had just downed 5 sambucas at the muay-thai christmas party ). Yes I am one of them twats we all hate when we're out sober that talks complete shit when he's drunk and shouts everything instead of talking / slavers allover you.
 
However.....I'm glad I did. It was the kick up the arse I needed and I have trained hard since then ( well since 2 weeks ago ) and have cleaned up my diet substantially. I'm currently sitting at 82k which is the fattest I have EVER been ( usually walk around at 77k ) and I'm absolutely disgusted with myself. Since starting the healthy eating plan I have lost just over 4lb in the last 2 weeks. At the minute my diet looks something like this :
 
Breakfast : choc whey, porridge, small banana in water ( shake ) sometimes slice wm toast w/ peanut butter. 
 
Snack : tin of mackarel in spicytomato sauce and an apple, handful of mixed nuts. 
 
Dinner : small portion of wholemeal pasta and tuna with light mayo. Cup green tea.
 
Tea : chicken breast or turkey and steamed veggies. Cup green tea.
 
Post training ( if trained ) : usual pw stuff depends if I have made my own or bought from gym usually around 40g - 60g high gi carbs 25 - 40g whey protein.
 
Supper : 4 scrambled eggs, teaspoon flax oil.
 
PART 2
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Introduction pt217 Jan 2010 1:19AMI'd just like to add in something which at the moment seems to be my achilles heel when it comes to dieting, interestingly enough I even saw the little fuckers in Danielle Wests blog. Mornflake chocolate squares !!!!!!!!! I didn't think they were popular at all as I get 'em from Netto and haven't seen them in the larger supermarkets. They are like little pieces of heaven. I plan to eat a shitload of them when I decide to have a cheat day though ( got 3 boxes in ready ) I can hear them beckoning me at this minute but have no fear...their chants fall on deaf ears...for now :-(
 
I generally drink around 6 glasses of water and as far as supps go I take 5g vit c, echenacea, glutamine, creatine ee ( when I remember ) and glucosamine.
 
Changes a little but generally sticking to that pattern. Possibly not an ideal diet and now I see from looking at it probably too low calorie for my training ( Should really work out the calories but I can't be arsed at the mo, will defo do it at some point, was thinking today should I be concerned about the amount of oily fish ? hmmmmm ) I'm open to any suggestions on improving it anyway. I'm shit at cooking and just grabbed a few healthy things from morrisons the other day. 
 
On the days I have trained ( my mum is a star and minds the little terror so I can toddle off and train ) I usually have more carbs earlier in the day / pw out. I have felt GREAT since switching from crisps for breakfast, as many chocolate bars as humanly possible during the day, takeaways every single night with 2 cans of dr. pepper afterwards ( as Adele my gf needed to put on as much weight as possible before she went in for chemotherapy ) It was fucking nigh on impossible for me to watch someone else eat a chinese without giving in. See how I used the word WAS. I am now in control of that little fucking horrible demonic voice that says ' Goooo oooooon Jamie lad, get them lovely sugary carbs into ya, it wont make a blind bit of difference to ya body or even ya training, stop being paranoid '. The first week was BRUTAL but now I reckon I have the willpower to avoid eating anything shitty. 
 
Soooo.. onto the training plan for my upcoming thai bout. The sad truth is I haven't even got a plan. The gym has been shut for the past few weeks as thai coaches are away in thailand and I'm struggling for training partners due to the shit hours I have got to work with. One good thing is I work in a gym and can go whenever I please even if its closed. I decided I'd first focus on my strength as I'm a fucking girl when it comes to the iron and at the moment I have the cardio of a pensioner with a severe bout of pneumonia so it's pretty much been strength - 4 x 4 on compounds ( will switch to more speed strength stuff as I get closer to fight time ) some form of hiit either sprint intervals, tabatas etc a lot of stretching ( My flexibility is borderline rigor-mortis...just ask Andy Ogle ) and some padwork from whoever is working in the gym at the time that can remotely hold them. This usually ends with me getting frustrated at the usual noob pad holder mistakes like pulling them back when you hit them causing you to hyper-extend your elbow, chest level hooks, turning too far away from round kicks ensuring you smash your instep off the pad with almost every shot etc etc...and usually end up hitting the heavy bag for rounds.
 
I managed to get hold of a decent partner who can actually hold pads last week but he got injured with a fractured eye socket so may be out for a while :-( 
 
Not a great way to train for your first thai fight but come monday I will be back training at the proper thai gym and hopefully getting my stand up a little sharper.
 
I guess I should end my first post with a pic of a hot bird like most of the other guys do but I can't be arsed and if my girlfriend happened to come across this blog she would castrate me without blinking. Before I go I have to mention how inadequate I feel writing this blog as almost everyone else doing these blogs are far better fighters and about 1,000 x more intelligent than me ( apart from Mike Leng as he is obviously borderline retarded ). So if I come across as a bit ignorant, mind numbingly boring and thick as fuck....it's cos I am. I really should read more books because like shang tsung said on mortal kombat 3.  Knowledge is power !! I guess I'm headed in the right direction though as I havent played on my 360 for aaages, since my son was born really. Pretty sure playing that for hours on end all these years didn't help one bit. Anyway thats enough for now. I will update my sparkly new blog with any productive training I get in, diet revelations etc over the next week or so.  
 
Ciao !!!!
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