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15/12/09
15 Dec 2009 3:14PM
Hey Guys hope all is well and you are all training hard not not stuff your fat faces over Xmas!
Here is part 2 of Chris’s story;
"yeah no problem," came the anwer.
"are sure mate you wanna do this, i'm not taking any responsibilty for you getting hurt i mean i'll take it easy with you but you can back out now," i said. right now i'm thinking why the hell am i doing this . i should have said no, i should have ignored him, i should have just went back to what i was doing and left it at that. i don't know why i accepted , i was about to throw a stranger around because he'd asked me to. i couldn't fathom why he'd want this , was he messed in the head?
"ok mate, lets shake hands and get on with it," i said.
he held his massive paw out which engulfed mine then the game was on.
i took everything into account. the floor was concrete meaning i couldn't do a fancy double leg shot where my knees hit the ground or a low single which if i hit too hard could shred the guys knee. I also thought that if i couldn't take him down then i was useless and i'd dishonoured wrestlers everywhere. the guy would walk out thinking that he'd just kicked my ass which i couldn't have. kinda like how you treat a beginner to your class, take it easy , don't let te ego get in the way but at the same time don't look like crap.
the guy was in the traditional stood straight up stance with his arms positioned out in front of him like a zombie seeking brains, all that was missing was the moaning for "brains" and the illusion would have been complete. i myself was in the wrestlers crouch ready to shoot which i did ducking under his arms to take one of his legs , wrapping my arms around it, then lifting him up onto my shoulder switching to a double leg then gently lowering him to the floor.
A look of "how the hell did that happen" crossed his features. the man who was twice the size of me had been dumped onto his ass by a man much smaller than him.
"i wasn't ready," he says. the typical thing you hear from a beginner or someone with a big ego not willing to admit defeat.
again i tell him to get ready and once again we go into our stances. him not learning a damn thing and me ducking under the sasquatch sized arms and taking a single leg. this time i held onto it , keeping it close to my body then dropping low to grab his other leg. off balance i simply push my shoulder against him sending him falling down onto his back.
"sorted mate?" i asked before letting go.
"yeah mate, sorted" he said.
now at the time i expected him to leave but he then asked me about developing strength for wrestling.
not keeping my mouth shut which i should have done i mentioned wall walking. For those that don't know what wall walking is is where you stand with your back to the wall , lean backwards ad walk up and down the wall using your hands kinda like a reverse bridge. It takes balance and strength so to start with i demonstrated how they were done.
the guy had a look that said "thats easy" so he attempted to have a go, attempted was the operative word.
upon going from the top position to the bottom position he went to go back to the top. his arms straining and his legs quivering like Michael Flatleys he fell back down to the floor with an audible thump which made me cringe.
"theres alot i don't know mate," he said. he shook my hand then slowly wobbled out the door never to be seen again.
I copyied and pasted this from e mail so please don’t blame me for Chris’s bad grammer, it comes from being double legged to much J
As some of you now know I have joined the 21st centuary and have joined facebook. Feel free to check it out but if you try and add me can you please send me a message with it as im bloody terrible with names.
Stuff I’m Rocking this week
· Cleans (and oly lifts in general)
· New Blackberry
· XMAS BABY!!!!!
· Gym being quiet because of previously mentioned holiday
· Quality UFC events for a change?
· Also how people are starting to realise that Twilight is A) Utter bollocks and B) take the piss out of it. See below...
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