Here are some random thoughts that are rattling round my brain;

Making recipes with protein powder produces the look of sheer madness in others.

I have the right to call fatties names as I was a fatty (this only applies to people that are not doing anything about their fatness)

I should eat more fibre

If you add more weight to the bar but decrease the distance you move it the only thing getting bigger is your ego.

Why can I only think of article ideas when I cant write them down?

My new goal in life is to jump higher than Jamie taylor.

My body hates me if I drink anymore.

Why is it only hot when I'm at work?

Why do old people dry their balls with the hair driers at the gym?

I play street fighter better when drunk.

Watching 300 makes me want to wear a cape.

I would wear a Toga all the time if society would let me.

I hate flip flops.

I thank you.